A story from the Poages...
This Spring, we have discovered that Avery is TERRIFIED of any insect that flies. (Butterflies may be the only exception.) She will attempt to be brave at first, but then the arms start waving and she starts yelling, "Shoo! Shoo, Fly!..." and then it's downhill from there.
Since the weather has been so beautiful, we've had a few days of open windows at the house and apparently our back screen door has one or two weak spots. I quickly learned, through the screams of a 3-year-old, that a "mosquito" was in the house. (Turns out it was a rather large fly.) For the next 30 minutes (no exaggeration) I tried to calm the terror, but to no avail. Avery was FREAKED OUT. And everytime the fly would come her way, she would scream and flail around like the grim reaper was coming at her. I had her go sit in her room with the door shut while Julia & I dealt with the situation... We tried shooing and swatting but neither worked. Ultimately, we used the vacuum cleaner and got him. WHEW! Fly was gone... went back to tell Avery the good news... Avery hesitantly emerged from her room to the house that I PROMISED her was now fly-free.
...Well, either we have a Houdini Housefly that found it's way out of the vacuum, OR the fly had a stunt-double... But whatever it was, we soon found another identical fly swirling around in the air. I just hoped Avery wouldn't spot it and ignored the whole thing. Several minutes later, I heard the screams. (...Now here's where it made me laugh...) Avery came running into the room and said, "Mommy, Mommy! The fly is back!
He is RISEN!!"
Guess some of those Easter books are actually sinking in! ...although her theology may be a bit skewed... ;)
Happy Easter week, everybody!